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Things you will never hear in a theatre... |
ptester
Joined: Feb 14, 2003
Posts: 128
From: Archway Theatre
|  Posted: 2003-08-06 14:06
Ok, a new thread!
"Things You Will Never Hear From..."
Just say what department the quote would never be heard from!
It goes like this:
[Stage Manager] - No thanks, I don't drink.
[Lighting] - wow, actor X got in their spot tonight!
[Actor] - No, leave that spot where it is - I'll walk into it.
[Director] - No, today is the tech rehearsal, we'll re-work that scene later
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Mickey
Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 24
From: Archway
| Posted: 2003-08-06 14:15
[Actor] No, leave that spot where it is - I'll walk into it. 
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percy6
Joined: Apr 04, 2003
Posts: 43
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-08-06 14:18
[Director] I think the scene changes are too fast. 
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Jamito
Joined: Apr 09, 2003
Posts: 106
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-08-06 14:22
audience: lovely and cool in here isnt it!
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mands
Joined: Mar 29, 2003
Posts: 70
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-08-07 09:53
[Director] i think we'll finish for the night now its 10 o'clock and we could all do with a drink.
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stageleft1
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 65
From: archway
| Posted: 2003-08-07 11:21
Director: I'm changing these moves.. and I've told the S.M. all about it.
Back stage crew(panto): look, I can lift this with one hand!
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Stage3
Joined: Aug 06, 2003
Posts: 9
From: Stage 3
| Posted: 2003-08-07 11:34
Director: All I have to do is yell action and then I get 1.5 million dollars! Isn't that a little bit too much money?
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I need more work exsperience anyone got a job opening?
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Babs
Joined: Jul 23, 2003
Posts: 9
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-08-07 12:17
Female Actress: Look at all of the hundreds of straight men for me to choose from
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franky
Joined: Mar 29, 2003
Posts: 44
From: Archway
| Posted: 2003-08-07 22:20
[Lighting Box]{half way throught the run}
If I could start again I wouldn't change a thing.
[Back stage to lighting] No we don't need any of your Gaffa tape we don't use it any more.
[Most members] I would love to do the bar, thanks for asking.
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Stage3
Joined: Aug 06, 2003
Posts: 9
From: Stage 3
| Posted: 2003-08-08 06:33
Actor: This part is too big. I've only been an actor for 20 years shouldn't I have something smaller.
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stageleft1
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 65
From: archway
| Posted: 2003-08-08 11:50
Audience member to Box office:
No, i don't mind where I sit, all my faculties are in full working order, and I love the heat!
Youth workshop member: oh, go on then, I just love people running their fingers through my hair.
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ptester
Joined: Feb 14, 2003
Posts: 128
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-08-08 15:04
[Director to Lighting Team] What evening would you like us to not rehearse so you can have a chance to set some lights?
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percy6
Joined: Apr 04, 2003
Posts: 43
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-08-08 15:09
[Member of Cast to Stage Manager on last night of run] It's OK, SM, you and your team go and relax and have a drink with your friends in the bar and me and the rest of the cast will set the party food out...! 
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Stage3
Joined: Aug 06, 2003
Posts: 9
From: Stage 3
| Posted: 2003-08-09 09:15
Audience: My favorite thing in the play was the expensive special FX.
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percy6
Joined: Apr 04, 2003
Posts: 43
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2003-09-23 08:57
[Director] Ok, it's photos tomorrow so after they are done, (because they always take a while) we will just do some bits that need doing, so we don't have a really late night by trying to do a full run.
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