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Things you will never hear in a theatre... |
franky
Joined: Mar 29, 2003
Posts: 44
From: Archway
|  Posted: 2004-08-26 16:53
Wow! All finished and a week before opening night
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stageleft
Joined: Apr 04, 2003
Posts: 25
From: archway
| Posted: 2004-09-27 15:57
Actor: Why, thankyou so much, Stage Manager, for telling me theres only a page to go til my entrance, I had forgotten. If I'd been late on I'd have looked such a prat!
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ptester
Joined: Feb 14, 2003
Posts: 128
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2005-01-12 08:17
[Anyone]: "wow!, that scene looks really great, that smoke really adds to the atmosphere, I won't cough because I know it isn't really smoke!"
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ptester
Joined: Feb 14, 2003
Posts: 128
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2005-01-12 08:18
[Backstage Crew]: There is so much space in the wings in this year's Panto...!!! 
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stageleft1
Joined: Jun 06, 2003
Posts: 65
From: archway
| Posted: 2005-01-14 09:11
backstage in Aladdin: O.K. who's got the pyramid? Pass us that mummy!
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AmaDrama.co.uk
Joined: Jan 13, 2005
Posts: 12
From: www.AmaDrama.co.uk
| Posted: 2005-01-14 14:16
[Director] Hello everyone, I'm [Directing] and I'll be directing this show, not producing it.....
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atchoo
Joined: Nov 26, 2004
Posts: 46
From: The Third rock from the sun
| Posted: 2005-10-07 13:15
(backstage crew) you'll never beleive how easy the windmill was to construct
the sails fitted in perfectly
and didn't fall out
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TG|Madchef
Joined: Apr 24, 2006
Posts: 11
From: Archway!!!
| Posted: 2006-05-16 19:15
me: hey look i know my lines 
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atchoo
Joined: Nov 26, 2004
Posts: 46
From: The Third rock from the sun
| Posted: 2006-05-25 11:00
(anyone) The gaffer tape? it's there (points)
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atchoo
Joined: Nov 26, 2004
Posts: 46
From: The Third rock from the sun
| Posted: 2006-11-13 13:23
I found more on
http://www.theatrecrafts.com/humour_thingsyoullneverhear.html
[ This Message was edited by: atchoo on 2006-11-13 13:24 ]
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alexg
Joined: Sep 04, 2008
Posts: 4
From: Archway Theatre
| Posted: 2008-09-05 00:04
[Set Designer]: No don't worry I'll design a set that can be lit without the lighting guy spending most of his day working out how to shine light through wood ... 
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