SLT Audition

Auditions: NSFW

By Lucy Kirkwood

Audition one

Date: 8 Jun 2025

Time: 10:00 - 12:30

Location: SLT - SE27 9NS

Audition two

Date: 9 Jun 2025

Time: 20:00 - 22:00

Location: SLT - SE27 9NS

Welcome to the editorial office of local lads mag, Doghouse, where ambition is currency and the ethics are flexible. When local girl Carrie wins its annual photo competition, the team faces a hard truth: what do readers really want – and what’s the cost of giving it to them?

Sharp, shocking, scandalous, this quick-witted satire exposes the power of the press, gender politics, and the not-so-glossy world of print media.

Not for the easily offended. NSFW.

Director: Sapphire Shoferpoor

Performances: 16 - 20 Sep 2025

First Rehearsal: 6 Jul 2025

Characters:

AIDAN: Male, 40s-50s (flexible), the Editor of Doghouse magazine, "a bit of a shit”, charismatic, funny, likeable, a salesman at heart and knows his market

CHARLOTTE: Female, 22-30s (playing age), highly intelligent, bit of a workaholic, dedicated, ambitious, runs rings around the boys

RUPERT: Male, 22-28 (playing age), incredibly privileged/has a trust fund, referred to as an ‘Eton mess’, loves skiing and tinnies with the lads, charming, think boys locker room hijinks

SAM: Male, 18-24 (playing age), eager to please, youthful energy, hard working, intern

MR BRADSHAW: Male, 45 - 55 (approx), stern, father, strong moral compass, Northern (flexible), intimidating, very protective over his daughter

MIRANDA: Female, 50 - 60 (playing age), the Editor of female magazine (Electra), the Boss, glamorous, fierce, “FEMINIST”, think Devil Wears Prada

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Play Cover - NSFW