SLT Audition
Auditions: NSFW
By Lucy Kirkwood
Audition one
Date: 8 Jun 2025
Time: 10:00 - 12:30
Location: SLT - SE27 9NS
Audition two
Date: 9 Jun 2025
Time: 20:00 - 22:00
Location: SLT - SE27 9NS
Audition three
Date: 23 Jun 2025
Time: 20:00 - 22:00
Location: SLT - SE27 9NS
Welcome to the editorial office of local lads mag, Doghouse, where ambition is currency and the ethics are flexible. When local girl Carrie wins its annual photo competition, the team faces a hard truth: what do readers really want – and what’s the cost of giving it to them?
Sharp, shocking, scandalous, this quick-witted satire exposes the power of the press, gender politics, and the not-so-glossy world of print media.
Not for the easily offended. NSFW.
Director: Sapphire Shoferpoor
Performances: 16 - 20 Sep 2025
First Rehearsal: 6 Jul 2025
Characters:
AIDAN: Male, 40s-50s (flexible), the Editor of Doghouse magazine, "a bit of a shit”, charismatic, funny, likeable, a salesman at heart and knows his market
CHARLOTTE: Female, 22-30s (playing age), highly intelligent, bit of a workaholic, dedicated, ambitious, runs rings around the boys
RUPERT: Male, 22-28 (playing age), incredibly privileged/has a trust fund, referred to as an ‘Eton mess’, loves skiing and tinnies with the lads, charming, think boys locker room hijinks
SAM: Male, 18-24 (playing age), eager to please, youthful energy, hard working, intern
MR BRADSHAW: Male, 45 - 55 (approx), stern, father, strong moral compass, Northern (flexible), intimidating, very protective over his daughter
MIRANDA: Female, 40 upwards - flexible, the Editor of female magazine (Electra), the Boss, glamorous, fierce, “FEMINIST”, think Devil Wears Prada
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